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"I am a happy nerd in cyberspace, where nobody can see my haircut." - Dave Berry
"All life is six to five against ..."
It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think
with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is
the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not,
believed by a majority of the people.
-Giordano Bruno, 1548: burned at the stake,1600
"This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."
-Shakespeare-Hamlet
"Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented." Georges Braque, Pensees sur l'art
"You are entitled to your own opinion, but you are not entitled to your own facts."
- Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynhan
"Power corrupts; PowerPoint corrupts absolutely" - Vint Cerf
"When you have no doubt, you're certainly misleading yourself. And if you mislead yourself, you won't lead anyone else very well." - Bob Lewis
There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths. - Nietzsche
In Heaven The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian. In Computer Heaven Management is from Intel, Product is from Apple, Marketing is from Microsoft, Support is from IBM, Pricing is from Gateway. In Computer Hell Management is from Apple, Product is from Microsoft, Marketing is from IBM, Support is from Gateway, Pricing is from Intel.
In Computer Heaven: The management is from Intel, The design and construction is done by Apple, The marketing is done by Microsoft, IBM provides the support, Gateway determines the pricing. In Computer Hell: The management is from Apple, Microsoft does design and construction, IBM handles the marketing, The support is from Gateway, Intel sets the price.